radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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ruinedchildhood:

My childhood in one picture

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ruinedchildhood:

My childhood in one picture

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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